crass

I like that you're romantic
that you see a better side to people
than I do
but I love messing with your world view
when I say things like
"he/she must be a really good lay
if he's still sleeping with him/her"
or
"he/she is clearly thinking
with their dick/cunt"

I love it when a 30 something
year old man thinks I'm crass
and I haven't even taken
this dirty talk to the bedroom

I know you'd call me a slut
if I asked you to
and it would make your boner twitch
but I don't know how that's any worse
than me commenting on how
some of my friends make
ill advised sexual choices

Dirty talk isn't just for the bedroom
and I won't apologise
for my crass observations
if you wanted prim and proper
you should have fallen in love
with someone more pure


-Eve-