For a good time, don't call her!!

For a good time don't call her
She's never ever happy and that's the truth
She rarely cracks a smile, cause she has one tooth
At my expense, the priciest meal is what she'll pick
Will then complain the food made her sick
Never once will she be sincere or say thanks
Only time she looks happy is when I'm emptying out my bank
She'll flirt but never put out
Then again, she only has one tooth in her mouth
Dropped her off, told her to lose my number & name
Told her she was rude, inconsiderate & lame
For a good time, DO NOT CALL HER!!