And Next Up…

 
Good evening, Ladies
We have a few fine  
Rock solid specimens
On the block
For your viewing pleasure
 
Hey you, Red
Yeah, I’m talking to you
Don’t look at me with them eyes
The sign says  
Don’t touch the merchandise
You break, you buy
 
I swear, I didn’t touch a thing  
(just His thing)
And break that?!
Impossible
(well...*wink, maybe not)
 
I wanted to see if it worked
What’s the point  
If it doesn’t work?
 
My girl didn’t pay for an art show
She paid for an auction  
 
A “This is Your Last Night of Freedom Before You’re Saddled With the Same Guy for the Rest of Your Freaking Life” auction
Things had to work
So of course
I had to help her out
 
I’m not buying
She is
A good friend would make sure
It’s a worthwhile investment
 
I’m being a BEST friend  
 
While cranky-ass dude was pointing out
Fine ass specimen’s assets  
And my girl and the other ladies
Were oohin’ and ahhin’
I was exercising  
Expanding my jawin’  
(I know, cute rhymin’, huh?)
 
“Lets get ready to rumble…”
 
The lights began flashing
The spotlight began searching  
 
So here’s me
Doing my best Rocky-girl stance
Then making my way up to the block
(yep, music from the movie and everything)
 
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Cue: one of you guys reading this jump on over to YouTube and go find me some Rocky soundtrack music, please. A girl’s tired from her threesome. It’s been a while. I’m gonna be fifty-six, they’re…younger. It’s not nearly a tap out, but like I said, it’s been a lil bit. But I got this, I do. Just do me a solid. Help me help my girl out. I owe you one, I’ll catch you later (*wink). But I wouldn’t wait up, this may take a while. Oh, and I have a twenty-four hour rule, so yeah. It keeps me honest. Let’s plan on tomorrow or the next day. One more thing. I have a bum foot, the stitches come out next Thursday. Then I’m in a walking boot for six weeks. How ‘bout this…I’ll call you.
 
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I throw back my hood
(black satin robe, super sexy. And a cami that says “Daddy’s Little Cum Slut” with some red lace crotchless panties)
Crack my neck
Lick my lips
Turn back
Smile at my girl
(announcer dude is kinda annoyed)
And get to work  
(I got you girl)
 
Okay boys
I’ve got a few places for those
Find one
And let’s go
 
See, a girl’s gotta take one for the team
Or take on the team
(same thing, really)
 
 
God damn
 
Fuuuuuuuck
 
 
Yeah….
 
 
Girl…
 
 
 
They work
You’re good