Pigeon Love

I wondered when we met
why those beady eyes were brooding
You smothered me with feathers
and started your canoodling

If only you'd stepped back
and allowed me space to breathe
before you fetched a ring
and got down on one knee

Reading all your mails and texts
would drive a bird to drink
so I've thrown away my phone
and I don't care what you think

I've changed my name and flown
to an island that's remote
a place you couldn't visit
not even with a boat

Next time you're on a date
be sure and let her know
you're clingier than limpets
and crazy as a crow