Reincarnated Rock

Hard as shit.
Stiff as a brick.
Can't tickle me. I'm not giving in.
I love to sin.
Get these hills rolling,
On little kids crossing the bridge.
No more trolling.
I'm Napoleon the smallest fright.
You break me with your dynamite.
My minions will stand and fight.
River pebbles like a slip n slide.
My foes regret this bumpy ride.
Through the waterbed, at great heights.
Spew them down a waterfall,
No wings to fly.
My enemies know they're gonna die.
I laugh on the inside,
Not sure why I commit this crime.
The good spirits watch my slow demise.
To their surprise.
A rock has no life.
Just bad energy and spite.