Beer, Bleach & A Skateboard

These guys were beer-bonging at a party
This one guy was shotgunning a beer and didn't know that someone had put bleach in it
He swallowed the beer & bleach right down
He hit the floor and went into convulsions
The guy who did it was 4 blocks away by that time
He did it because he thought the guy had ripped off his brother's skateboard!