Always get to know someone before visiting them

My good friend who I met several months back asked me to visit her in Texas
This was the 1st time ever coming to the Lone Star State
HELL YEAH!
We've spoken online, on the phone & through e-mail
She's a great woman
Knowledgeable, inquisitive, personable & very attractive
She lived quite far from the airport, so I decided to have an uber driver pick me up
The drive was over an hour
I told her that I was going to call when I arrived
When I finally arrived, I couldn't believe how much property she had
Living on the east coast, we don't nearly have as much as this
I dialed her number and tried to get her
No answer
A few minutes later, I tried again
No answer
I stepped out of the car
I told the driver if he could stay for a few
He didn't even know what I was saying
I began walking around the property
At the corner of my eye, the driver left
I yelled, "Asshole!"
It was quiet
A little to quiet for a summer Saturday afternoon
There was a gate leading to the backyard
I opened it
There on the left hand side was a shattered window
I edged up closer to the window
It looks like someone broke the window from the outside of the house
Glass was all over the bedroom floor
I couldn't quite reach the windowsill
I saw some cinder blocks
I decided to stack two of them on top of one another
As I boosted myself upward, I saw a  broken terrarium and a dead snake on the floor
The snake looked like a python
From the looks of the python, it ate something it probably shouldn't have eaten
Not sure
Someone chopped the head off of this thing
I started to look around the house
I saw a plate of food that was half eaten
A tv on with a video game on pause
I knew my friend had a young child
The child & my friend were no where to be found
I then realized that my friends car was still in the driveway
She should be around here somewhere
My mind began to wonder what did that snake eat
I looked for a sharp knife in the kitchen
I picked up the snake which was quite heavy
I laid this thing in the bathtub
I began cutting this snakes belly
Went back into the kitchen and found a carving knife
This was much more helpful
As I had the snakes innards, blood and fat all over myself and the tub
I discovered the worse thing I have ever seen
It looked like a human baby was devoured
The baby still had all it's features
This snake must have just eaten this child several hours earlier
I started put this together
I believe my friend may have had a meltdown with her newborn
She could have fed the snake her child
Once doing so, she may have regretted this decision and chopped the snakes head off
She busted the window from the outside and ransacked the entire room and house as if there was a struggle
This was to make it look like she was burglarized
I decided to call the authorities
As I was about to do so
I heard a noise coming from above the ceiling
This was a ranch with an attic
I went looking for the stairs that would lead up to the attic
I found them in a closet
As I pulled down the stairs
I heard a scream
It was my friend
She said, "STAY AWAY, DON'T COME NEAR! I HAVE A GUN!!"
I said, "OK OK!!"
I explained that I dissected her snake to see what the snake ate
That's when she flipped out on me
She came running down the stairs shooting her gun
I avoided her & the gun by jumping into another room
Not sure how many bullets she had left
I then tried to make a call to the police
No such luck
No service
As I moved further away
She snuck around and cornered me as I was looking the other way
She pointed her 22 caliber at me
I said, "Babe, why are you doing this to me? I thought you wanted me here?"
"That wasn't me", she said
"Probably that annoying bitch Suzie wanted you to visit"
I said, "Aren't you Suzie?"
"NO!!", she screamed
"Then what's your name?"
"I'M JESSICA!"
That's when I realized she may be suffering from schizophrenia or some other type of illness
As she then pointed the gun to my head
She fired!
Nothing!
I immediately grabbed the gun and punched her twice in the face
She went down
She got back up with this amazing amount of resilience
As she then tried running into the kitchen for possibly a knife
I grabbed her again
This time I smashed her head into the door panel of her bathroom
I think her nose was broken
All of a sudden Suzie appeared
She said in a sweet innocent voice, "Keith, why are you doing this to me?"
That's when I had enough
I took myself from this far away place and ran out of the house
I got to the nearest street and called the police
I told them about the issue at the address
I abruptly hung up, hitched a ride with a trucker and went home