I'm a Dog

I'm trotting along singing my song,
marking my territory here and beyond,
I'm a dog.

You'll see me here, there, everywhere,
especially in your underwear,
I'm a dog.

I smile, I frown, but never look like a
clown,
I'm a dog.

Yard's are a mess when I leave
my address,
I'm a dog.

A splish, splash, from me to your lap.
A burst, a thirst, number one's first.
A squat, a shock, a surprise, a thought,
all part of my plot.

A piece of doo from me to you,
I'm a dog.