The Founding Fathers common sense gun laws

Sure you can carry and carry concealed          
muzzleloaders, for that real manly kick,        
just like the Founding Fathers had conceived,          
         
And the blunderbuss, yeah, it's a done deal          
to blast George and his tax-collecting Brits.
sure you can carry and carry concealed          
         
And military grade weapons just for the well heeled          
your twelve-pounder, makes the neighbours look sick,        
just like the Founding Fathers had conceived.          
         
And for ladies, forged in bright Philly-Steel,     
flintlock derringers in your purse, top pick?          
sure you can carry and carry concealed,          
         
And for sporty types, hunting in the field,         
a fowling piece, six foot long, that's the trick,          
just like the Founding Fathers had conceived.          
         
And for the purists, these made really real,          
Cast from iron 'cept for the fancy bits,          
Sure you can carry and carry concealed          
Just like the Founding Fathers had conceived.