She's! So! Perky!!!

She has a weird body
 
Yeah, I looked
Yes, I'm judging (though I have no right to)
 
The designer got part of it right
She's slim and petite
Big boobs and big butt
But the boobs are high
and the butt is low
giving her figure (is that still a word?)
a wavy effect.
 
But it doesn't matter
because
she's!
super!
SUPER!
perky!!
 
READY TO YELL MS G???
 
She's talking about the staff rally (why, just why?)
my school district is having tomorrow.
 
I'll be representing the order of older introverts
I quietly inform her
 
Okay! She enthuses
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I like my school
but not enough to scream about it
It's a job
not a source of orgasmic bliss
or daily jackpots of thousands of dollars.
 
I'll be quiet at the rally
She'll scream her low-hanging ass off
 
There's room in the world for both of us
 
WHOOOOO!!!