The Madman Show: The Unstable Duo

"I just thought I'd say hi again! I think you're really cute. Unlike that loser from 8 years ago!" Angel says with the purest laugh he has ever heard in his life.

The ghostly dude without a name is blushing badly. He's burning like a hot oven, feeling all sappy inside. "Someone thinks I'm cute?"

"Yeah of course you're cute! Why else would I be talking to you? You are the cutest guy in the world to me!" She forevermore has that high pitched, young voice. It doesn't matter what she says; she could sound innocent and sweet no matter what. He has never met someone so heartwarming before.

He blushes a little more. "Someone thinks I'm...that cute?"

"Of course, you're that cute. You're just as fucked up as me!" That giggle, that laugh...

He blushes even more. "There’s really someone out there who gets me and why I have the problems I do?"

"Well, it's pretty obvious, ya know!"

"Do...do you wanna be unstable with me...forever and ever...?"

"Of course, I'll be unstable with you! I have nothing better to do in life!"

He comes closer to her. "Do you really? You really wanna be an unstable loner with me for the rest of your life?"

"Duh! We'll always be unstable, and nothing will ever change."

They're in front of each other, now holding hands. "Oh my God, I can't believe it!!! Someone's just as unstable as me, and I'll never have to be alone again!!!"

They're jumping up and down due to excitement, saying, "We're gonna be...unstable forever!!! Do, do, do."

They say something at the same time, but end up saying completely different things.

"Alright, now onto ruling the world and getting everyone to bow down to us!."

"Now onto having the kinkiest sex of my life."

"What?"

"What?"