A Concern

I may of swallowed
A small fly
Does that make me
An old lady?
Or
Am i only catergorised as such
If i then go on
To swallow a spider?
I am a touch concerned
That anything larger
Than a very small spider
May be difficult to swallow
Like an iguana
Or cat, etc etc
(Asking for a neighbour, that lives in a shoe)
Also heard from another friend
That spiders
Can put one off
Eating curds, and whey?
 
by Jemia