The Thief

I saw a man walking down the street the other day
he said listen here buddy are you going my way
no im not, yes you are and he pulled out a gun
and that's when I thought my living was done

believe what you got what i got you can have
so he laid down his pistol and I started to laugh
i have my mom dead in the bag, I also have my ugly wife who would nag
I have a big appetite, so don't cross me or I will bite

The thief said, what have you done?
That's when he bent down and picked up his gun

Then he shot me!
Then he shot me again
I fell down
I'm feeling dead