Sacrilegious? No! It's doing the right thing for our children

I am Lucifer hear me roar
Hearing dark voices, too loud to ignore
Dopes in pews, who worship air
Weak-minded drones, drowning in despair

Forced abstinence drives spineless blue-ball priests
Alter boy defilers, now it's time to feast

For my tips on how to waste these pricks
Dial me 1-900-666
Pedophile priests who pray on kids
Jesus hates you for what they say you did

The concept is quite simple
Command the flock to procreate
More babies, more Catholics
More money, controlling your fate

Let's travel to the Vatican, the symbol of oppression
Place the rope around the pope,
People, take out all of your aggression
Doesn't the archbishop swing so gracefully
A puppet on a string,
The Vatican now has a vacancy