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SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC TITLES EROTICISED
Air on a "G" string (JS Bach) - Hair on a G-string.
Cosi fan tutti (Mozart) - Cosy-fanny totty.
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (Mozart) - Kein Kleide Nachtmusik (ie 'No-clothes night' Music)
The William Tell Overture (Rossini) - The Kiss-and-Tell Overture
Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) - Riding the Valkyries
The Nutcracker Suite (Tchaikovsky) - The Nuts-cracking Suite
Hall of the Mountain King (Greig) - All of the Mounting Thing.
The Titan Symphony (Mahler) - The Tight End Symphony
La Calinda [pronounced 'lacka linda'] (Delius) - Licky Linda
Orb and Sceptre (Walton) - Orbs Inspector
Cosi fan tutti (Mozart) - Cosy-fanny totty.
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (Mozart) - Kein Kleide Nachtmusik (ie 'No-clothes night' Music)
The William Tell Overture (Rossini) - The Kiss-and-Tell Overture
Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) - Riding the Valkyries
The Nutcracker Suite (Tchaikovsky) - The Nuts-cracking Suite
Hall of the Mountain King (Greig) - All of the Mounting Thing.
The Titan Symphony (Mahler) - The Tight End Symphony
La Calinda [pronounced 'lacka linda'] (Delius) - Licky Linda
Orb and Sceptre (Walton) - Orbs Inspector
Published 12th Jul 2024
| Edited 15th Mar 2025
Author's Note
I'm a listener to Britain's Classic FM Radio, from which I picked up some of the titles I then parodied.
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16th Jul 2024 6:20pm
Since you were so thoughtful to make a playlist, I will make sure, I take the time to listen to these enticing ballads, my wise poet.. a very smooth poetic move.. if I am allowed to add.
Enjoy the reminder of your day in all you may do.
Love and Hugs, always,
SKC🤎
Enjoy the reminder of your day in all you may do.
Love and Hugs, always,
SKC🤎
I don't know if all of them lend themselves rhythm-wise to bedroom accompaniment but certainly the pieces by Wagner, Mahler Grieg and Rossini could well be music to have a mad passionate romp to, while Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (or the bits I have heard played) could accompany a more gentle session that focuses on a lot of caressing and foreplay before the insertion.
17th Jul 2024 7:16pm
The concept was simply ingenious, my wise poet... which, only you can claim to that poetic merit of a great ideal.
Enjoy the rest of your early evening.
Enjoy the rest of your early evening.
