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Oral Connoisseur
The subject is cunilingus.
And he’s no rookie.
He paid attention in class,
he graduated with honors, so he gets my applause.
Straight A student, he gives new meaning to, “Cum Laude”
Spit,
swallow,
suck,
blow.
Oh,
my,
FUCK!
Woah.
I’m rendered breathless,
almost helpless..
it’s early in the morning,
but the Oral Connoisseur
likes pussy for breakfast.
- Poetic Gawdess
And he’s no rookie.
He paid attention in class,
he graduated with honors, so he gets my applause.
Straight A student, he gives new meaning to, “Cum Laude”
Spit,
swallow,
suck,
blow.
Oh,
my,
FUCK!
Woah.
I’m rendered breathless,
almost helpless..
it’s early in the morning,
but the Oral Connoisseur
likes pussy for breakfast.
- Poetic Gawdess
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- Edited 7th Sep 2024 3:45pm
11th Jul 2024 1:49am
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11th Jul 2024 2:10am
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Re: Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 3:53am
Oh MidnightEagle, I beg to differ. 😉 Tis true that mere champions may swallow, but a Connoisseur does both my dear.. at least, that’s what I like.
xoxo,
~P.G💋
xoxo,
~P.G💋
Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 3:33am
Re: Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 3:54am
DL, thank you. I do take pride in my ability to play with words amongst other things. Thanks for reading!
xoxo,
~P.G💋
xoxo,
~P.G💋
Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 4:29am
The irony is incredible. I was literally trying to work out a piece similar to this. I only got as far as:
I've been toiling year, after year.
It has been a lot of the hard work.
But, worthwhile, for a cause so dear.
I could of been a entrepreneur
Instead, I've made it my business,
To become a vagina connoisseur.
On this night, I yield to you.
I've been toiling year, after year.
It has been a lot of the hard work.
But, worthwhile, for a cause so dear.
I could of been a entrepreneur
Instead, I've made it my business,
To become a vagina connoisseur.
On this night, I yield to you.
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Re: Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 4:54am
Wow! Ironic indeed. However, I do think that you should finish that poem..it sounds very interesting. Hope to read it soon.
xoxo,
~P.G💋
xoxo,
~P.G💋
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11th Jul 2024 5:01am
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11th Jul 2024 2:28pm
Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 11:25am
Always good to have a man who knows his way around the lady parts.
Fantastic poem, poetess. Good luck in the comp.
Fantastic poem, poetess. Good luck in the comp.
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11th Jul 2024 10:39pm
Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 8:35pm
Re: Re. Oral Connoisseur
11th Jul 2024 10:40pm
Thank you Fia!!! Your smile is infectious and now I am smiling as well.
~P.G💋
~P.G💋