WHEN YOU CROSS LEGS

When you cross bare legs, raising knee,
you know it gets me quite horny.
Keep doing that within my view,
you'll keep me making love to you.

To you my faithfulness belongs.
Keep wearing those eye-catching thongs
that raise my male libido,
making you look near-commando.

(That's one step up from Sharon Stone
flashing her Basic Instinct zone,
luring Mike Douglas into bed,
before ice-picking him in head!)