She will be there! A truly remarkable recovery for Wimbledon, discernibly!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Naturally Kate Middleton will be  
undoubtedly well enough for  
Wimbledon. After all, she  
simply loves a "work commitment" that  
essentially involves a premiere, garden  
party or a sporting event. Therefore by  
her unquestionably, going to Trooping  
the Colour was something she simply  
had to really do, wasn't it? To actually  
pave the way, for Wimbledon! Frankly  
to those with objective eyes and very  
willing to see the obvious undeniably  
quite transparent wasn't it? However  
with all that actually, temporarily set  
aside just imagine as it will logically  
evidently occur, to loads of sensible  
people who can effectively think for  
themselves, that literally essentially  
pending situation, quite requisite to  
the Wimbledon farce of undeniably  
being literally caught on camera at  
a sporting event but actually being  
off work sick at the same time! It's  
a situation clearly, which irrefutably  
too has unquestionably happened  
before really, to mere commoners;  
the discernible difference actually,  
however between them and rather  
effectively what Kate Middleton is  
likewise doing is they were simply  
and clearly, summarily sacked for  
unquestionably actually cheating.  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
27 June 2024.


Author's Remarks:  
When you're dealing with very fatuously prime idiots that simply, self-evidently have no noticeable respect for themselves and obviously quite clearly can't see the truth that’s evidently and distinctly, undoubtedly staring them in the face; and which very unquestionably is quite inimical to their best interests, you either totally ignore them or effectively exploit and naturally, self-serving use them for your own spurious and undoubtedly beneficial aims; and this, crucially in the latter case, is basically, clearly evidently, distinctly and simply precisely, what Kate and her lot are cheerfully doing! So all the more idiots the load of you toxically verminous and discernibly, undeniably vile, feudally-mindset, sycophants!  
 
Bluntly and most unequivocally stated, it’s my undoubted belief that Kate Middleton is distinctly taking the piss! Simply doing so because she knows she can and simply with morons like yourselves will obviously get away with it! Quite unquestionably so it’s literally the classic, characteristic behavioural exposition of the rather obsessive, sociopathically inured and compulsive social climbing narcissist which quite literally Kate most emphatically is; and who clearly having ultimately after her “Waity” debut effectively gained access to the discernibly sumptuous life-style, that she’s been so characteristically and simply industriously after, literally virtually from her childhood days, and ultimately acquired; is consequentially far more imperious in her conduct than those who were actually born, raised and virtually steeped into this apparently self-evident, quite delusionally assessed and also essentially significantly believed superior human and societal status they unquestionably have and most luxuriously and inviolably enjoy. And most expressively so on Kate’s part than those who were actually born, raised and fully steeped in this essentially quite surrealistic existence of theirs; encouraging them to distinctly believe, they were automatically of a vastly superior status to their supposed inferior minions. A state of affairs in which literally indubitably Kate Middleton is discernibly in her acquired element!  
 
Personally, from the very outset my natural instincts then, and still unquestionably have of their very own intractable disposition rather convinced me that discernibly there is nothing remotely cancerous – actually, remotely or preventatively literally about Kate Middleton’s purported medical condition! Any more so, than I basically am effectively stricken with the bubonic plague; which I most categorically am not. And while everyone of us is entitled to the requisite privacy of our own distinctive medical situation; being a discernibly high-profiled public figure, supported by the taxpayers in the manner that Kate Middle and her acquired family are, to crucially and very selectively pretend to be ill, effectively taking months off from essentially carrying out so-called duties which bear no resemblance whatever in reality to the kind of genuine work that conscientious Britons – not the undoubtedly sycophantic morons, who assiduously live off the dole and hold these people up as effectively demi-Gods because their own lives are so fucking meaningless and unproductive, other than producing their bastard offspring; or having done so as the now clearly dried up post-menstrual obsequious, sycophantic cunts which they effectively now are – and only appear fit for “duty” when it suits her purpose and is nothing more distinctly than another god-damned freebie, just isn't cunting well on from my perspective as a taxpayer!  
 
Enough is enough! Either keep your allegedly secret ailment that way and forego the benefits of the British public purse, or else categorically give cast-iron proof of your alleged serious illness; allegedly CANCER! You can’t and mustn’t have it both ways.