Molly

When describing Molly to you
she's any other little girl
Every day feels like Christmas
Every morning starts with a twirl
All of the toys she's taken out
even though it's up for debate
They're strewn across the house and yard
taking up precious real estate

Dictatorship and loud gossip
Listed at the top - I insist
Everything is a mystery
and this girl is a scientist
Other hobbies we may include
beside monologue recital
She's a motor mouth from way back
but can't provide a sub title

She lords over her 2 brothers
like nobody's business at all
And she's got her own ideas
while both boys remain gull-i-ball
Feel free to contest if you'd like
Argue till you're blue in the face
Her eyes look like they've been crying
Both sad and brown to push the case

Molly is a card I tell you
Queen of hearts that can make yours melt
Stewie and Earl are a pair of Jacks
in this sweet little hand we're dealt
She dispatches the marching orders
running circles round both these guys
What could be going on behind
that white dot in both of her eyes

Try as you may to lobby your point
she'll turn it around on you
Then wonder off none the wiser
and the girl retains nothing new
This morning she must be on fire
as she's hammering down her pitch
A black little Schipperke mix
that adorable little bitch

She yelling at the neighbor's house
and is really throwing a fuss
It's a one sided conversation
as she throws MOM under the bus
She's machine gun muzzling it
shouting secrets for all to hear
While Stewie stares unblinkingly
tattle taling it would appear

At the foot of our queen mattress
the furriest of monsters stand
His smile displays an under-bite
and what he has to say's never planned
He trembles all over the place
ferocious as the day is long
He can't resist licking bare feet
as we're listening to Molly's song

Earl is the oldest hooligan
who deals with issues of his own
He can take up most of the bed
but will only give it back on loan
He demands 2 points of contact
bridges the gap between me and my wife
While I'm ignoring my bladder
these dogs are enjoying their life

Without opening his eyes up
Earl tells Stewie to keep on moving
The growl that surfaced from slumber
translates to his disapproving
But Stewie's got anxiety
and was stunted at an early age
Had to feed him with a bottle
This was in the beginning stage

She continues her rhetoric
rattle rousing all morning long
If you think I exaggerate
then ask my dear mom if I'm wrong
She's rolling off propaganda
which is among one of her tricks
With more opinions than patients
Our black little Schipperke mix