In love with a sex toy (Hentai Fantasy ACTIVATED)

   
I stared at the box.    
Just stared.    
Because how the fuck    
was all that going to fit?  
   
In a fit of impulse    
(the only way I shop)    
I bought the    
Creature Cocks Monstropus Tentacled Monster Dildo    
from Pink Cherry    
   
because tentacle porn    
gets me going    
   
All of that soft, phallic flesh,    
with sensors and suckers,    
exploring my body,    
and taking anything    
any    
thing    
it wants    
   
fuck.    
yes.  
choking, fucking, sucking    
all at once,    
my mouth,    
my throat    
and pussy and ass    
and the gallon    
of jizz    
draped on my prone body    
at the end.  
   
is    
so    
fucking    
hot    
   
(goddamn)    
   
But I stared at my new    
lime green    
tentacle dildo    
and realized it was    
thicker than my wrist at the base    
   
(8.5 inches of girth    
at the biggest point)    
   
and laughed.    
   
Because fuck it!    
Let’s ride!    
   
and I did    
   
I took my clit in hand    
and lubed that mother fucker    
within an inch of my santity    
and worked myself    
like I was a cartoon porn star    
   
I gave it to me good    
slow,    
I made me wait for the    
next orgasm,    
then the next    
to work a little more in,    
then a little more,    
then a little more,  
   
until I stretched around an  
alien landscape in my body    
and shuddered as it moved  
   
I rolled to a seated position    
at the edged of the bed    
so I could cowgirl myself    
with my fantasy    
   
and fuck    
the way you,    
he, she, they, it    
all fucked me    
at the same damn time.    
with my eyes closed    
grinding a silicon dream    
down to a nub as my    
hair tickled my ass and my    
nipples poked holes    
in pure air.    
   
fuck. yes.  
   
I might be in love,    
because on a scale of    
one to    
OHFUCKSHITYESGOD!  
it’s totally a ten    
   
and it doesn’t    
need a wifi password    
or a toothbrush    
or a key    
   
and I know this must be    
a record recovery    
in the grand scheme    
but I think    
I might have finally met    
   
The One.