Run of the mill BBQ

Hey my friend
What's up?
Thanks for having me & my wife over for a Memorial Day BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
Hope you have an appetite!!