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It's been a few years  
since I got stoned for fun  
 
Tonight I'm in the mood  
to let go  
so I ask for a joint  
and you give me that sad look
that says you're a bad influence  
but you'll roll me a joint anyway
cause you can never say no to me  
 
And you're talking that technical dope language  
that I don't understand  
cause I can't grow a bunch of parsley
let alone something I can smoke  
and I'm too stoned for a science  
more complicated than star gazing  
 
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We're making iced tea
and I can't stop laughing  
since you called me  
"the teabagger"
Sober me would give you
that look that says you're idiot
but right now I'm trying not snort  
apple juice out my nose  
 
 
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I'm dancing alone on the patio  
feeling like I'm alive and free  
you come out to talk to me  
but I can't hear you
over the music in my ears
and you care more about talking  
than me listening  
and for a second I love that  
I love watching you talk in animation
and I don't have to do shit
but watch you  
 
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I'm watching you make popcorn  
and we're discussing whose
favourite flavour is better
and I really don't care
cause I'm looking  
at your half naked body  
hoping your towel will drop  
cause you're naked
and I'm stoned horny  
and I wouldn't kick you out
of bed tonight  
 
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I tell you I'm gonna go
watch porn on your bed  
it takes a little too long  
for you to notice
I'm naked in your bed  
but I love the way
you grab my ass
when you finally realise
what I'm down for  
 
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I still prefer to sleep alone tonight