Eargasm

I have an undying attraction
To the ultimate satisfaction
Depending on your reaction
We can proceed without distraction
Starts off with just a lil conversation
A lil persuasion
No matter the location 
We both will enjoy this occasion
You see sex is very simple
A guy brings his "Situation"  
To the girl's "Destination"
Do you understand the explanation
Or do you need a demonstration?
From blowing on your neck
To nibbling on your ear
To kissing on your shoulders
To gripping on your rear
Youre taliking to the guy who will romance ya to unpants ya
Impress ya to undress ya
Then tease you so I can then please you
But 1st let me take the time to explain
What happens aboard the ecstasy train
Or you can ask the other girls how I licked em, sticked em, and ripped em.
The tip of my tongue is like venom when I get in em
Paralyzing their bodies with a touch, then I dick em
Im the sexual assassin and your pussy is my next victim
Let me take this time to be irrelevant for the hell of it
I can say one word and turn a girl uncelibate 
Now if you will lets get back to the subject
Ooooo I know you love it
When my kissing on your inner thighs
I can see it in your eyes
My tongue sends your body a message and i love the way it replies
And that message is just a circular motion
That I guarantee will get you as wet as the ocean
Thats all well and good cause im into deep sea divin'
you seeA pool of your juices I hope to find myself in
Imagine my mouth around your hips
My lips pulling your inner lips
My tongue licking your clit 
Going in and out showing you all that I got
Getting ready to play with your g-spot, are you ready or not?
If you really wanna thrill then on my face you can sit
Making your body bust before I even hit
No matter if your slim fine or if you are thick
Be sure to call on me if your feenin' for dick
Now you know that you can call me when your chillen all alone
Or even feeling naughty and your nigga not at home
All you have to do is holla through the phone and I'll come through and lay down my bone
You see I can turn the average girl into a shotgun chick
Thats one cock then she blows 
It takes everything in me too keep from curling my toes
Her body so hot and heavy
Call me her number one fan
If anybody can satisfy her then I'm that man
Im talking multiple orgasms
Pleasure and pain equal to back spasms
Her calling God's name knowing that he won't answer
Cause He isnt coming bust she will be
Once her flood gates are opened using my master-key
Im the coldest and she's the hottest
Together we're December-June 
Come take a ride on my launch pad and I'll take you to the moon
Flying in the stars, bumping and grinding all day
The climax is when we reach the Milky Way
Youre probably thinking its over but girl I thought that I told ya
Youre playing with a rifle that has a speed reloader
So im about to make that Vicky hit the floor again
Take my tool and stick it in
I wanna fuck you til your sore again
Don't care about a bedrock, im trying to make your bed break
The really freaky shit that'll make your ass gain weight
Some might say that's mission impossible, but me failing isnt an option
I turn girls into Lakers fans using my "Magic Johnson"
Driving hard to the hole
Going hard in the paint
Beat it up til you think you're about to faint
I'll beat it like an animal
Eat it like a cannibal
Youre a bad bitch and ima hound so our styles are compatible
All you gotta do is put that ass on me
Go up and down keep it moving, just spaz on me
The new miracle worker I do the unimaginable 
Lick you up and lay you down, hsve you waking up  screaming
Realizing that you were day dreaming
Trapped in the world of lust and action
Cause I just gave you an "Eargasm" using my deep southern accent
You look at me all surprised cause you couldnt tell that I was a freak
Cause Im just that smooth and play it off like a college geek...