The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - The Pink Taco

 
The neon sign winked at me from the middle of the block
In a seedy part of town for sure, but open round the clock.
The doorway was wide open, so I didn’t need to knock,
It’s sinful message beckoned me, either do, or take a walk.
 
Pink Tacos are, as you may know, a reference to your pussy.
That can be, either shaved and bald, or big and bold and bushy.
Any style that yours may be, is soft and warm and cushy,
Which beckons me to artfully ask, are you up for pushy pushy?
 
Which leads me back to task at hand, is this restaurant selling lust?
Am I gambling with my health in there, or is this a place I trust ?
In my vacillating mind, I weighed the pros and cons and cussed.
In spite of all the danger signs, into the kinky void I thrust.
 
It turns out that the owner’s name, is a fellow they call Paco,
And he owns a chain of restaurants, from here to east Morocco.
His cuisine is tastefully sold, and begs the question asked by Rocco.
If God didn’t want us to eat it, why did he make it like a taco?