World’s most unappetizing Restaurants - Lick A Chick

Nothing like a bit of Lick A Chick to brighten up the day.
IF you’re into that sort of thing, perhaps you and I can play.
Not trying to talk you into it, what the hell, what do ya say?
You might find out what you need, if you’re game to stray.

I don’t see any cars around, we have the whole place to ourselves.
Let’s just go inside, make ourselves at home an’ clean off all the shelves.
Pretend we’re Santa’s helpers now and make out like we’re the Elves.
We’ll start by taking off our shoes.  Your’s are sixes, mine are twelves.

I should have known that Lickety Split activity, would end up on the floor.
As soon as we got into it, the owner busted through the door.
I thought he’d had a heart attack. He screamed and hollered and he swore.
You’ve eaten all my chicken kids, and now I’ll have to cook some more.