A Wise Man

Once there used to live a wiseman in a village far far across the sea. He was kind, smart, and polite, with a shy gentle soul (it is very important to note the SHY GENTLE SOUL here... oh and he had green eyes as well.)

One summer’s day a man knocked on the wiseman’s door. He said he had important information to tell him.

“The farmer who lives on the other side of town is talking about you behind your back,” the man said. “The farmer is telling everyone how bad and evil you are.”

The wiseman smiled and replied, “take me to the farmer’s house,” he said, “I want to speak to him.”

So both men walked across town to the farmer’s house. When they knocked on his door he opened with a surprise on his face. The wiseman gently smiled and greeted the farmer, “good morning my friend,” the wiseman said. “I have heard you were talking about me. Is that true?” he asked with his ever so gentle and soft voice.

The farmer didn’t know what to say. He realized he had made a mistake and felt ashamed of what he had done. He desperately tried to apologize to the wiseman for this unfortunate blunder vowing not to do it ever again.

“Don’t worry my friend,” the wiseman said, “let us go sit down underneath that tree and talk about this incident where no one can hear us.” 

So the two men walked together to the place of shade where they could discuss this matter like two human beings. 

As the farmer was about to turn around the wiseman struck the farmer in the face and broke his noise. Then he punched him in the guts until the farmer fell to his knees unable to breath. The wiseman continued to kick the farmer not once, nor twice, but three times until the farmer laid unconscious on the ground. 

Now you might be wondering what the moral of this story is?!?! 

Mmmmm, well you see ....

A WISEMAN IS NOT THE KIND, GENTLE, SHY PERSON ALL THE TIME...

HE CAN BE AS ANGRY AND AS STUPID AS THE NEXT GUY...

A WISEMAN SOMETIMES WAKES UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF BED....

AND HE DESPERATELY NEEDS HIS COFFEE...

SO DON’T EVER MAKE A WISEMAN ANGRY...

NOW WHERE THE HELL IS MY COFFEE?!?  

COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE BRING THIS IDIOT HIS COFFEE BEFORE HE DOES SOMETHING STUPID ....