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When in Rome...
Some years ago, a child was born
one April, just before the dawn.
She had huge eyes of navy blue;
her hair: a rusty, reddish hue.
She grew up with a thirst for knowledge
(not just the type you'd learn in college)—
numbers, silly signs, world weather;
puzzles, both absurd and clever.
A woodwind teacher by profession,
she also had in her possession
ocarina, fife, trombone,
piano, Xaphoon, xylophone!
Now, to find her year of birth,
you have the clues, for what that's worth.
You need twelve words - that's your new mission -
find their values; use addition.
one April, just before the dawn.
She had huge eyes of navy blue;
her hair: a rusty, reddish hue.
She grew up with a thirst for knowledge
(not just the type you'd learn in college)—
numbers, silly signs, world weather;
puzzles, both absurd and clever.
A woodwind teacher by profession,
she also had in her possession
ocarina, fife, trombone,
piano, Xaphoon, xylophone!
Now, to find her year of birth,
you have the clues, for what that's worth.
You need twelve words - that's your new mission -
find their values; use addition.
Written by
Wafflenose
(Ellie)
Published 7th Apr 2024
| Edited 11th Apr 2024
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Re. When in Rome...
7th Apr 2024 5:51pm
OMG... why do you have to make things difficult... ok I got April... I'm working on the rest
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Re: Re. When in Rome...
7th Apr 2024 5:53pm
Haha, excellent!
You're just looking for a year. Big clue is in the title. You need to add up the first letter of 12 of the words.
You're just looking for a year. Big clue is in the title. You need to add up the first letter of 12 of the words.
Re: Re. When in Rome...
7th Apr 2024 5:54pm
Re: Re. When in Rome...
7th Apr 2024 6:15pm
😁 Sorry, but I'm loving this!!!
Find the 12 words that begin with a Roman numeral. Add them up - I haven't spoonfed anyone by giving them the exact symbols required to make the long number.
E.g. 1989 is MCMLXXXIX, but I might have given you M, D, C, C, C, C, L, X, X, X, V, I, I, I, I. Which adds up to MCMLXXXIX.
I wasn't born in 1989 though! 🤪
Find the 12 words that begin with a Roman numeral. Add them up - I haven't spoonfed anyone by giving them the exact symbols required to make the long number.
E.g. 1989 is MCMLXXXIX, but I might have given you M, D, C, C, C, C, L, X, X, X, V, I, I, I, I. Which adds up to MCMLXXXIX.
I wasn't born in 1989 though! 🤪
Re: Re. When in Rome...
7th Apr 2024 6:21pm
....ok you just ruined my life.
my university just called and they are taking away my degree.
they say if i'm that stupid to figure this out then I shouldn't be having their degree.
... see you just ruined my life
my university just called and they are taking away my degree.
they say if i'm that stupid to figure this out then I shouldn't be having their degree.
... see you just ruined my life
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Re: Re. When in Rome...
Sorry!!!
There are so many ways of being clever, and you are lots of them. I thought I was being clever here, but won't know if I did it correctly unless someone comes along and gives the right answer... or the wrong one (if indeed I've messed up!).
For what it's worth, I'm spatially disabled, mildly faceblind, hopeless at sports, trip over air, and don't know East and West. I always have to work them out!
There are so many ways of being clever, and you are lots of them. I thought I was being clever here, but won't know if I did it correctly unless someone comes along and gives the right answer... or the wrong one (if indeed I've messed up!).
For what it's worth, I'm spatially disabled, mildly faceblind, hopeless at sports, trip over air, and don't know East and West. I always have to work them out!
Re: Re. When in Rome...
7th Apr 2024 6:28pm
noooo... it's just me... im terrible at riddles... I get lost counting after 3... so you are in good company.
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Re. When in Rome...
I did have to keep re-jigging words, because I uswd too many beginning with I and C. I'd think of a great rhyme, then realise the maths wasn't going to work...!
I could always change my age.
I could always change my age.
Re. When in Rome...
8th Apr 2024 4:32am
Dear E,
Extremely clever, entertaining and thoughtful write. I’m terrible at math with Arabic numbers now you want me to hunt, add and subtract Roman numerals? 🙄 I’m hopeless but I’m a sucker for a bad collection of letters and guesses. 1982?
Terrific write. H🌷
Extremely clever, entertaining and thoughtful write. I’m terrible at math with Arabic numbers now you want me to hunt, add and subtract Roman numerals? 🙄 I’m hopeless but I’m a sucker for a bad collection of letters and guesses. 1982?
Terrific write. H🌷
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Re: Re. When in Rome...
8th Apr 2024 8:24am
Re. When in Rome...
8th Apr 2024 7:50pm
This is absolutely clever, a game within a poem. I can’t dare to give it a try..
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Re: Re. When in Rome...
8th Apr 2024 7:54pm
I loved doing it, but it was so hard. I decided I wasn't clever enough, halfway through.