Dillweed or Dickweed

Hi. Today I'm going to discuss these two weeds.  
 
What is Dill Weed?  
 
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.  
 
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.  
 
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!  
 
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.  
 
 
 
What is Dick Weed?  
 
Dick Weed is known also known as snakeweed. They produce white flowers with a reddish-brown stem. They are usually found in roadside ditches and other disturbed areas. Dick Weed isn't poisonous but it may cause skin irritation if you mishandle it.  
 
The plant has a very odd flowery head, that resembles a miniature dick. The leaves are narrow and have a hairy surface. Kind of like pubic hair.  
 
Example- I need to kill the Dick Weed that is sprouting all over my lawn. It's spreading, and destroying my healthy grass.  
 
What is a Dickweed?  
 
A Dickweed is an insulting term usually used to belittle or insult someone whose rude or obnoxious.  
 
Example- If that Dickweed continues to harass her, I'm going to confront him and kick his fucking ass!!  
 
 
 
See the difference? Two words, four definitions.  
 
I hope this cleared up any confusion you might have had. I use dill in my food and call numerous people Dillweed's. Family, friends, loved ones. They know who they are.  
 
I haven't come across Dick Weed on my lawn or in my wife's bush as of yet. Told her to be on the look out, especially that it's untamed and neglected. She's on it!  
 
But I have used the term 1,000's of times towards people who I just can't stand. Family, friends, loved ones and some who I just despise on DUP!  
 
Have a marvelous day!