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The Medium Sized Spoon
Spoons come in all shapes and sizes
But you’ll never guess which size mine is
We looked for medium but they were rare
You might think that we don’t care
How mistaken you may be
We label ours A.. B.. C
It seems that only you have two
What can we say, shame on you
If you would like to rearrange your drawer
Pay a visit to the nearest store
There’s local places, there aplenty
5.. 10.. 15.. maybe 20
Ripon, Richmond, there are more
Or await Spoon Salesmen at your door
~ Yorkshire Medium Sized Spoon Appreciation Society
Latin Motto: Live by the spoon, die by the ladle
But you’ll never guess which size mine is
We looked for medium but they were rare
You might think that we don’t care
How mistaken you may be
We label ours A.. B.. C
It seems that only you have two
What can we say, shame on you
If you would like to rearrange your drawer
Pay a visit to the nearest store
There’s local places, there aplenty
5.. 10.. 15.. maybe 20
Ripon, Richmond, there are more
Or await Spoon Salesmen at your door
~ Yorkshire Medium Sized Spoon Appreciation Society
Latin Motto: Live by the spoon, die by the ladle
Published 24th Mar 2024
Author's Note
Honestly you’re getting no context to this.
It’s a poem written collectively by the whole KinkWizard family this evening after they all learnt about my poetry obsession. It clearly runs in the family 😂
(They asked me to share it with you all on here, so if you can make any sense of it, enjoy!)
It’s a poem written collectively by the whole KinkWizard family this evening after they all learnt about my poetry obsession. It clearly runs in the family 😂
(They asked me to share it with you all on here, so if you can make any sense of it, enjoy!)
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24th Mar 2024 2:13pm
So…
I HAD to read this because the title was intriguing.
I love that you shared your poetry obsession with your family and that you all wrote this.
Fabulous!
I HAD to read this because the title was intriguing.
I love that you shared your poetry obsession with your family and that you all wrote this.
Fabulous!
24th Mar 2024 7:06pm
I've applied for a job in the fitting room down at Big Lot or Walmart. Great poem. Hugs and love, Oral.
24th Mar 2024 7:22pm
