Riding the Camelid of Distress on International Women’s Day

Chillin’ in a state of constant fear and trauma
And all I gots to say is thanks Obama
I be twitching and shaking on my way back home
I have a hard time remembering David the Gnome
The theme song specifically, and how that junks went
Door Dash is how my whole paycheck got spent  
And even tho I be craving that KFC
I know it ain’t the healthiest meal for me
But imma YOLO this shit till the walls come down
I’m livin’ it up and painting the town
A dark shade of puce
Imma let it hang loose
I suspect Lizzo been having more mayo than juice
But I ain’t hating a bitch with some mass and some girth
I just greet her like Will Smith, “welcome to Earf”
Then I slaps that bitch right where she stand
Like Sean Connery, with an open hand
If she merits it- and Lizzo does
About damn time if you ask me, cous
This a bit long winded, I digress
But I’ve worked up the courage now- time to confess
I once got drunk and fucked a Llama  
And all I gots to say is thanks Obama