Neo and the backdoor bandits

Let me tell you this story of mine
about a friend so fine
he dodged multiple bullets in his day
only to find his last one had a sneaky way
just waiting for him to slip
and let the backdoor bandits get a grip
now it seems, sad as it may be,
that the backdoor bandits are not so crazy
with their running the place
as the smile never left my friend's face,
maybe he dodged another or not
only time will tell how many bandits he fought
to win his brief time
resting from dodging the light of lime.