The Bibliophile

Carry yourself with the confidence
of the convict in that
Louis Theroux documentary
who claimed that
he was only “cataloguing”
the illegal porn,

due to his obsession with order.
(And whose Batman villain name
should therefore be The Bibliophile.)

I don’t know about you, bub,
but when I see evidence of crime,
I don’t start arranging it by genre.