IF YOUR MAN'S A SOCCER FAN (AD JINGLE)

If your man is a soccer fan
flames of passion we can help fan
to make your hubby 'score' in bed
with 'his' team's strip to turn his head,
You can give him match day surprise
with shirt, shorts, socks to catch his eyes,
and national flag underwear
to cover last parts to go bare.
(You may, to ramp up libido,
another notch, go commando
if the fetish is 'nothing on
underneath' before 'get it on'.)