A Crooked Concept

Some monsters have always said
There are parents under my bed
One of their names is Ted
The other goes by Deb
There are parents under my bed
They won’t eat me as long as their fed
There are parents under my bed
Their complexions are lumpy & red
There are parents under my bed
My dreams are filled with dread
There are parents under my bed
I’d like to shoot them with lead
There are parents under my bed
Must act now before I wind up dead
There are parents under my bed
They say this illusion is in my head
There are parents under my bed
In a few minutes I must take my meds
There are parents under my bed
Pills go down easier with a slice of bread
There are parents under my bed
I must end this now, that's what they said
Good Bye…