Storylines for Valentine's

or  
   
Love Perfectly Medieval  
   
"Love generally settles for less."  
-- Reality,  
which could not care less  
   
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Roses are red; violets are blue;  
Drew prefers Ed; Ed prefers Hugh;  
Hugh prefers Fred; Fred prefers Lou;  
Lou prefers Ned; Ned prefers Stu;  
Stu prefers Ted; Ted prefers Sue;  
Sue, who screws Zed, wed is to Drew --
who, in Sue spread, bred rue anew . . .
 
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