Your Cafe Girl

>I was in line at the cafe waiting for my Chai Tea, minding my own head, when this Beatles kid came up to me and said I was drop dead. Wanted to know if he could get me in his twin bed?  
Before he could say more I cut him off all hella prude Told him "Hey Jude, not trynna play rude but probably ought to say ahead of time before your worm food in a blood feud to watch what you say K? Cut the tude or get glued up, I will mold you then paint you turn you into papier-mâché dude all day boo."  
I see you with bird of prey’s eye view. Way up here I sway and true I’ll probably eat you then feed you to my young posse. You're hella saucy for a lame fool. Get your game cool. You’ll stroke my shit: pedestal (pet-a-stool).  Get it you power tool? Your shed's empty and I’m tough as nails I will get you hammered if you let me, just tempt me...  
>Like in high school, sipping "homemade lemonade" in the shade. Life gave me lemons so I made fadeorade. Cause the PE teacher left her hearing aid, that old maid is easy as hell to persuade. I told her I hurt my shoulder blade so she gave me a pass to the nurse’s aid. Shit I could of played that I blew off my finger with a hand grenade its safe to say she’d offer me a band aid send me on my way. Cause even she spends gym class, with a gin glass. That lady can’t hear shit anyway. Either way,  
ok ok back to the story, my mind ran away.  
Dude you’re so, wait... aaw is that a bouquet? And it’s honestly for me even after I was so crude? Why thank you. Way to flip my mood, must’ve had you misconstrued. You wanna view me in the nude? I don't mind if you do. You did one of my favorite things in the world, made me a really happy girl, when you changed my mind  
It’s true you will find it works almost every time. It’s a pleasant surprise to be offered new eyes on a matter, when it shatters what I thought was pitter patter. Here I am creating clatter trying to leave you tattered, guts splattered, bones shattered, head on a platter, hung from Jacob’s ladder, but hold on let me give you right back your swagger. You deserve it cause your earning it, charming me quite a bit. Tried to give you shit but you handled it shoveled it buried it weren’t scared of it and I love it. Yeah, yeah, I love it.  
Here have a sip it’s got Tequila in it! Pretty crypt right? Pretty legit right? You might be too drunk to drive, say no to DUIs and stay the night. Sorry I tried to pick a fight but I think you’re outta sight. My lips are red but you gotta a green light. I swear I’m really so very polite, not normally such a toxic waste site.  
Wanna watch Twilight and play with my mosquito bites? Promise that my booty brings rappers delight. Come inside and I will let you cum inside, right into my upside down for a slow ride day tripper ass flipper find my glass slipper prince charming and I’ll find your zipper, you’ll be the big and me the little dipper.
Alotta tips for me I’m your stripper. Private dances, unsuspected romances, taking our chances making advances stealing free glances bumpin Sage Francis! Removing our pants’s buttons
At last its time to close the door get down on the floor and score a little more than we bargained for secret garden to explore making babies not war in a condo offshore till we’re sore.  
Thank You for not being a wannabe trynnabe tough guy in a cliche world, cause now I get to be your cafe girl.

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