Oh dear! Our 21st Century, poorly feudal master and mistress are in hospital!

 
By Stanley Collymore,

Crikey, what are we sycophantic    
and unquestionably, dutifully    
fawning serfs essentially,    
actually, and simply effectively going to
do with ourselves beneficially now that
our undoubted leadership is obviously,
for the most part, crucially discernibly
and sadly for us obviously in hospital.
Now we're all hopelessly lost without
them aren't we? Simply In hospital of    
all places! It's actually heartbreaking!    
Of come on you pathetic sycophants
they're both of them, very luxuriously    
holed up in what are unquestionably
thoroughly expensive and effectively    
discernibly, obviously,  privately paid    
for hospitals, the kind that obviously  
your sort couldn't afford, or wouldn't    
simply ever be really allowed in! But,    
please have no worries about those    
whom you vilely religiously worship,    
for basically, if anything simply ever    
really goes wrong in these evidently
private clinics where they are they'll    
be instantaneously rushed, straight    
into A and E at an appropriate NHS    
hospital rather scandalously queue    
jumping those ordinary and regular    
NHS patients who've so manifestly    
and characteristically and routinely    
been supporting the state's crucial    
NHS continuously with their taxes!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore    
21 January 2024.


Author's Remarks:    
You really quite obviously all you clearly evident, feudal serfs of Britain and also your equally, thoroughly obviously vilely and similarly too, your overseas kin that liberally infest those simply barbarously genocidally acquired countries they still control couldn't effectively, actually ask for much more than what's basically on offer, or could you?