Cristiano Ronaldo, 589 Million Followers --

The Doors of Perception, 0  
 
"It's 2024.  Big Brother need not waste his time watching you."  
-- the hot, young babysitter upstairs in Daddy and Mommy's bed with Big Brother  
 
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O brave new world of social media  
exchanging feelings near the speed of light,  
along with facts from Wikipedia,  
in worldwide tweets on Twitter day and night --  
on Threads, on Instagram, on TikTok too,  
enquiring minds deep hungering to know  
who's hot, who's not, who's got not half a clue,  
who Cyberdreams, who streams Moon Knight, who Glow --  
as thumbs share both the funny plus the cute,  
as well as both the happy plus the sad,  
and even mere opinions still to boot,  
which breed as swift as any Facebook ad!  
O humankind!  Thou paragon of beasts  
who sleeping, wakes -- and straight on SOMA feasts!  
 
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