Homo Authentithicus

Tragic indeed is the state of a man
that will not search for a good lady's touch.
Wisdom tells us to date outside the clan
and to never let her think that it's Dutch.

Such trouble is never too much to ask
and may result in a pleasant outing
as long as you wear sincerity's mask
and never speak of internet routing;

for unmanned are they that at keyboards poke,
or potentially, may be spasmodic...
and such a lover would be a bad joke.

Oh, there's a chance they might be rhapsodic,
but nevertheless, I'm inclined to besmirch...
those coupling only...with engines that search!