Fiberglass, Cane, or Bamboo?

Scuttlebutt has it that all cocks dwindle...    
to sub-zero Kryptonite, and old age,    
or the intrigue which will not rekindle    
a fond engagement doomed to disengage:    
   
unlike the Allcocks Range of Rods    
at...Traditional Fisherman's Forum,    
which may outlast even the dildo gods,    
if customers would just safely store'em!    
   
No doubt their rods will handle any fish    
or maybe even Captain Nemo's squid    
with no more than a lively shove and squish,    
after a fair expenditure of quid    
for clamps equipped for every sporting twat...    
ready for rods engaged by kilowatt.