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welcome to conspiracy village

for your own protection
always wear
your blinders earplugs
and foil skullcap

your tour guide
cannot be held liable
for injuries incurred
due to improper use of safety devices

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paul is dead
crop circles
bermuda triangles
deepwater horizons

residents of conspiracy village
are as repelled by facts and knowledge
as vampires who flee
from garlic and crosses

absence of hard facts
creates vacant space
in which to construct
elaborate structures of speculation

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alien abduction
chemtrails
lizard royalty
shadow governments

villagers fear and admire power
and are drawn to the vulnerable
the way predators converge
on the isolated and straggling

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holocaust denial
raptures
apocalypses
mayan calendars

they flood the weak
with fake negative reviews
wild speculation
and various other hacks

following celebrities of the moment
posting unflattering images
to social media anytime
a butt is scratched  or a nose picked

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false flags
illuminati
presidential body counts
staged moon landings

de-contextualized
comments
replayed endlessly
reinforcing the fantasy

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rigged elections
flat earth
mind control
dead internet

defending victims
drives conspiracy villagers into rage
or make it more amusing
for trolls to pursue

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conspiracy villagers’
reproductive rate
five times higher than general population
they’re fucking like bunnies


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