Hymeneal Novem

I won't see Paris and I won't see Rome;  
I simply don't have that kind of money.  
But if my wife starts keeping bees at home  
then I will fancy her beehive honey  
as another of her many splendors  
far exceeding any old world art,  
or anything else that Europe renders  
to honestly hazard a human heart  
since every day she's...a new world love,  
of good cheer and innate legerity 
no renaissance could ever rise above  
or even into solidarity...  
for no time-honored classic can compare,  
with the ramble in her derriere!