Monday

Mondays suck.
We all know it.
Eyelids like weights,
Every step a chore,
Dozing off in class,
Your head fuzzy.

Feeling guilty about what
You didn’t do last weekend,
Still pumped about the good things—
Sleeping in,
Staying up late,
Hanging with friends, relatives,
Or even just your cat.

Polar bears hate Mondays.
Penguins annoying as piss,
Falling through the ice,
Too lazy to swim for dinner,
Just lying in the snow,
Head thrown back,
Paws to the sides,
Imagining what you’ll do
To those annoying-as-piss penguins.
But not now. Tomorrow.
Because it’s Monday.