Jar

Oh boy, i will tell you a story.
About a russian guy, big family, aged 40.

The wife and the kids were,all long asleep.
The man took a piss, planned to go to sleep.

But then he noticed, a big jar, empty
He thought and he thought, "oh my dearest dear!"

In his head and brain, has formed an idea
What if the big jar, was put in his inside?

He took a camera, to record his act.
As he was preparing, his giant sweet ass.

He bend over slightly, spread out his big berry.
As his hole was stretching, he inserts it very.

And then he put it, a big glass o' jar!
He feels very good, as to no suprise!

But then he hears, a crack, a crack...
Oh god! Oh god! My jar has been cracked!

He feels blood and gore, all inside his hole,
But to our suprise, he remains cold, and calm.

He puts out the glass, from his giant ass.
He thinks to himself "What do i do now?"

"Should i tell someone? or is it not now?"
If i tell my family... My family will laugh.
If i tell the doctor, the doctor will laugh.
If i tell anyone, anyone will laugh!

"No, i won't go to the doctor! I will remain calm!"
"Calm as a big ocean, tomorrow off to work i go!"