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Isn't Kate supposed to be helping George with his exams and why she's not in Singapore with William?

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Kate is obviously simply not a  
Colonel in the British Army  
or for that matter either  
legally or speciously actually entitled to  
be holding any rank - effectively officer  
or otherwise - in quite unquestionably  
any branch whatsoever of the British  
Military in which she has undeniably  
never actually served or realistically  
is ever likely to do so! And currently  
isn't there evidently a clearly senior  
British police chief superintendent  
currently suspended, and similarly  
under investigation, for the falsely  
and egotistically quite ludicrously  
and likewise most ostentatiously,  
wearing a Falklands War Combat  
medal pertinent to a conflict he'd  
very clearly never participated in;  
and obviously literally insultingly  
so, because when basically that  
war began and similarly when it  
concluded, he was undoubtedly  
still essentially far too young to  
even enlist in any branch of the  
British armed forces at his age.  
 
So why exactly are all these very  
cowardly and bogus patriots  
simply liberally, adorning  
themselves with medals and titles for  
gallantry, when rather essentially the  
only gallantry, of distinctively a very  
sick and pernicious nature on their  
part, is for these narcissistic sorts  
of toxic vermin to actually defend  
Britain effectively to the last drop  
essentially of other peoples' very  
precious blood, but categorically  
never their own? But undeniably,  
none the less, simply irrefutably  
evidently do love dressing up in  
these military fatigues, for their  
clearly vainglorious and falsely  
proselytized chivalry idiotically  
in situ with a bogus patriotism.  
 
So please, Daily Mail, do stop  
disrespecting those who've  
very genuinely, sacrificed  
so much in the authentic defence, of  
our country while simply doing so in  
the specifically distinctive branches  
of our Armed Forces. For obviously  
apart from being basically nothing  
more than clearly a rather fatuous  
unquestionably dress-up, clothes'  
horse, Kate Middleton is crucially  
nothing more important than the  
evidently biological offspring, of  
undoubtedly financially dubious  
and rather discernibly also, very  
evidently likewise quite morally  
bankrupt, balloon sellers -  and  
who herself basically got lucky  
and quite principally through a  
dozy prince conjoined with her  
own relentless stalking of him  
crucially won the requisite life  
lottery which she - rather ably  
and earnestly assisted by her  
social climbing mum - clearly  
and literally distinctively was  
discernibly after. And frankly  
that's your Kate; nowt more!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
9 November 2023.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
The entire so-called royal family of the UK simply comprise the descendants of a medieval mafia family, who rather effectively then and now are those with the biggest sticks and self-evidently the nastiest personalities to essentially use them!  
 
And who essentially can actually blame them when they obviously are distinctly aware - these quite inured sadists - that they evidently have a surfeit of crucially masochistic morons, distinctively and most unquestionably just like yourself, routinely and sycophantically blissfully fawning over them.  
 
Welcome to Medieval Britain that quite realistically never went away!
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