Disclaimer: these Dirty Limericks are for a competition and are not representative of my work.

There was a young Beau from limerick              
who had an unfeasibly large dick,              
as he enters his Belle              
the whole town heard her yell         
"You're in the wrong hole, you fuck-wit! "              
             
Now, this young man from limerick              
(the one with the unfeasibly large dick)              
well, his balls would clang              
when he shagged his Mam              
and that was their party trick.      
     
That lusty lad from old limerick      
thought he'd try bending, for a bit,      
but his buggery tube      
was empty of lube      
an' his lover said, " S'ok, I'll split..."  
   
   
N.B.  my limerick is entirely fictional, any resemblance to the city of Limerick in Munster, Eire, is purely coincidental as are the characters portrayed here who, incidentally are all ancient wrinklies of at least 50 years of age.