Not On The Web!

found a rather long legged spider in my sink, poor thing was drowned on washing up i'd left last night. if i'd found it alive, i would of issued it with a parachute, and evicted it out of the kitchen window. i'm a bit puzzled, as there was barely any water near it? was it bumped off by a love rival spider? or an assassin? did it commit hari kari, or read the karma sutra, and found it to much? but more worrying, is it male, and if so, is there an even larger female lurking around, and/or a mass of siblings running around, and can spiders catch covid, and will i be set upon by a gang of vengeful spiders, about to display me on the world wide web? maybe they sneaked in through a secret spider spy door. i'll give it a decent burial (will chuck it out of the window, without a parachute, so it will become a flider glider spider........my brain hurts! 🙂🦋💕