How to trap a Sapiosexual…

Pay attention to their unique interests
Not because we might share the same fetish means we will mesh. I’m one of a kind and what’s mine, is mine.

Orate your foreplay
Let me unrobe the perimeters of your mind,
The connection is crucial when it comes to arousal
Be transparent with your thoughts and take your time
Take me on an erotic trips in your proposal

Plan library dates
How about I meet you in aisle 3, 2nd pillar nonfictional
I’ll drop my pen and you should approach me with it
Don’t be average but remain functional
Let’s mix poetry with science and sell it

Discover cultures together
Have you tried finger painting sticky?
Better yet show me if you can colour within the lines
If providing me with a learning opportunity, deems you cocky
Let’s swap philosophical beliefs as they do in pantomime

“Let me teach you”
Let me teach you in whisper or in order
is determined by the voice projection
I know I don’t know everything so I’ll listen but when it’s my time to speak don’t coerce your belief on me by objecting.

Host game nights (but with a twist😉)
Friday night date nights we can make it a challenge
Let’s flip a coin, heads I win and tails you lose?
The loser unload their baggage 🧳
Figuratively or literally you choose

Align your interests
Intersect my interest with styles and pattern
Use your imagination get creative and go deeper
Are you up? instead of U up?, urge instead of yearn
Does water on a surface makes it wetter?

Share your passion
The manner you’ve expressed your passion as sweet as the fruit
Speak vigorously about what excites you
Whether it be your interest in astronomy or Groot
Maybe I can learn a thing or two using this route.

Documentary and chill
Your worldly view is necessary in an exchange of topic specific thought after documentary and chill
Snuggle up on the couch with me with a book or talk nerdy to me. Better yet let us write a short story together about what’s in the blue pill.

Learn a new skill with me
DIY projects or DIY junction
If you didn’t get it the joke is not for you

Lead with your brain and not your body, I appreciate good looks but you can’t keep me entertained all the time so alternate the suggested options.