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Pop Goes The Weasel!

I have many, many, questions
One of which is
Who was the first person
To decide to put
A ferret down there trousers?
And even more puzzling
How did this
Become a 'thing'?
"Is that a ferret down your trousers?"
Or are you just
Really pleased to see me?"
Lucky it was a ferret
As apparently
Weasels go pop!

by Jemia
Written by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
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