The good pastor

The good pastor, a decent family man    
Was also a glutton for sex,    
Indeed a real Satyriasis.    
He knew his bible backwards and forwards,    
And chose his mistresses accordingly.    
   
The real life Gomer (Hosea 1)    
A tall and lovely brunette and volunteer    
At the Girl's Guide club    
He renamed Genevieve    
And enjoyed her company and her bed on Mondays    
   
The superbly shaped sisters Oholah and Oholibah (Ezekiel 23)    
One blonde and the other silkly dark hair    
And renamed Olivia and Oriana    
(Not their real names but they did not care    
As he showered them with gifts)    
He found at a night club one town over    
And enjoyed the pleasure of their company    
On Wednesdays at his preferred 5-star hotel  
Getting hard just imagining how enjoyable    
The real ones must have been,    
   
On Thursdays, Rahab (Joshua 6:25) was now Rachel    
Sensuous curves all over    
The smoothest skin ever,    
The wife of a notable, but who cares?    
   
Fridays was for Tamar (Genesis 38)    
Who became Tamara.    
She had special needs and desires    
Having to do with belts, restraints and chains    
Never had enough....    
   
On Saturdays he met Jezebel (Revelation 2:20-22)    
(Now Jennie)  
The exquisite and highly refined college professor    
Of green eyes and long curly red hair    
Who liked to receive him in her office    
While they discussed of theology and philosophy    
And feasting on pastries and other delicacies    
Before feasting on each other    
   
Sundays was always reserved for the    
Superbly acrobatic Zuleikha (Genesis 39)    
Zoe, a treasure to enjoy    
Before she went on to attend    
The service at her own parish.